Hummanus

Content Author: Kitteh6660

Hummanus is a human transformative dropped by Mimics and occasionally sold in some shops. It's the weaker and more common version of Super Hummus.

Hummanus, when eaten You crack open the small clay jar to reveal a lightly colored paste that smells surprisingly delicious. You begin eating it with your fingers, wishing all the while for some crackers...

Description
This small clay jar contains a substance known as hummus. Given the label, it's probably going to help you regain lost humanity ===Stats===
 * Effects: Restores hunger by 20.
 * Value: 100

Transformations
Hummanus, true to name, turns the champion into a human.

Appearance Changes

 * Changes lower body to human. Sets leg count at 2. 25% chance.
 * Changes skin to olive, russet, fair, mahogany, ebony, dark or light. 20% chance.
 * Changes skin to plain skin, if has human or elfin ears. 25% chance.
 * Changes arms to human. 25% chance.
 * Changes face to human. 25% chance.
 * Changes tongue to human. 25% chance.
 * Changes eyes to human. 20% chance.
 * Changes ears to human, if face is human. 25% chance.
 * Removes gills. 25% chance.
 * Removes black nipples. 33% chance.
 * Removes non-plain hair and starts hair growth. 33% chance.
 * Starts hair growth. 33% chance.
 * Removes antennae. 33% chance.
 * Removes horns. 20% chance.
 * Removes wings/shark fin. 20% chance.
 * Removes tail. 33% chance.
 * Increases height by 3 to 7, if height is under 58 (4ft 10in). 50% chance.
 * Decreases height by 1 to 3, if height is over 74 (6ft 2in). 50% chance.
 * Removes an additional penis. 33% chance.
 * Decreases testes amount to 2, if size is 2 or lower. 33% chance.
 * If size higher than 2, will instead decrease size by 1. Decreases by 2 to 4 if over 5.
 * If has one teste, grows second.
 * Changes first non-human penis to human. 33% chance.
 * Decreases longest penis length by 0.2 to 1.2, if length is over 7. 33% chance.
 * Will also decrease thickness by 0.1 to 0.4 if over 1.
 * Removes an additional breast row. 33% chance.
 * Sets nipples per breast to 1. 25% chance.
 * Decreases breast size, if over D-cup (4). 33% chance.
 * Changes sand trap vagina to human. 33% chance.
 * Decreases vaginal wetness by 1, if over 2. 33% chance.

Miscellaneous Changes

 * Removes any oviposition perk. 20% chance.
 * Removes incorporeality perk. 25% chance.
 * Changes fertility by 1 to 3 if has vagina and fertility is over 10. Sets fertility to 10 if it falls under 10. 33% chance.
 * Changes semen multiplier by 1 to 3, if over 5. Decimal reductions possible. If multiplier goes below 1, sets it at 1. Requires penis. 33% chance.
 * Anal wetness reduced by 1, if wetness is over 0. 33% chance.

Trivia

 * Hummanus' previous maximum height cap was 8ft. This is highly unusual, considering the average human is no taller than roughly 6ft. The tallest human recorded is 8ft 11in tall, but that is an extreme abnormality caused by a rare condition. It is by no means normal.